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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">That's when I realized that this wasn't just a sexy game, it was the sexiest game alive. </span></p>

 

 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">The screen stayed transparent for about 10 nanoseconds or more, then it showed the typical level title thing, except the simplistic shapes were 50 shades of grey and the text showed only "HEIL, ACT 1". The screen faded in and the level title vanished revealing Goebbels in the Green Heil Zone from Hitler 1, the music was different though, it sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse. Anyway I started playing and had Goebbels start running like you would in any of the classic Hitler games, what was odd was that as Goebbels was running along the level there was no ground and a few seals for 5 minutes, Goebbels was breaking the laws of physics! That was when the peaceful music started to lower down into slow deep tones very slowly as I kept going. </span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">So I pressed down on the arrow (Aang) key as hard as I could and made him run as with the swiftest slowness that he could, a pixelated version of that creepy theme when you meet Azula at the Strip-Club as Kim Jong Un from HA2 was playing as I made Hitler trek through the desolate forest of anuses raining shit everywhere, trying to help him escape from whatever he was trying to run from. </span></p>

 

 

 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">THIS time he had the most aroused looking grin on his face, he looked as though he was enjoying the torment he was giving the poor little Minster of Propaganda as he gained up on him. </span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">I shook the shock off as I was brought back to the character select, the save file that had Goebbels was different; Goebbels was no longer in the box itself but in the TV screen itself, which was flickering with that multi-colour static, Goebbels' expression scared me and I committed suicide but was brought back by the Dragon Balls to continue this game and this god-awful story, his eyes were blue and filled with peanuts, his yellow uniform was now a cum-stained white and he had an expression of drunkenness on his face, which I’m surprised I could make out considering it was in 16 bit and the small fact that I’m fucking BLIND! Trying to ignore it I picked Fegelein next. </span></p>

 

 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">I was really freaked out by now, I couldn't really tell if this was a porno, or a hentai, or some kind of creepypasta game... or anything really. But despite my fear of what happened next, I kept playing, ‘cause I’m a dumbass and a masochist. </span></p>