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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">The screen stayed transparent for about 10 nanoseconds or more, then it showed the typical level title thing, except the simplistic shapes were 50 shades of grey and the text showed only "HEIL, ACT 1". The screen faded in and the level title vanished revealing Goebbels in the Green Heil Zone from Hitler 1, the music was different though, it sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse. Anyway I started playing and had Goebbels start running like you would in any of the classic Hitler games, what was odd was that as Goebbels was running along the level there was no ground and a few seals for 5 minutes, Goebbels was breaking the laws of physics! That was when the peaceful music started to lower down into slow deep tones very slowly as I kept going. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">I suddenly saw something and I stopped to see what it was; it was one of the Nazi soldiers lying dead on the ground bleeding (That was when the music started to slow down), Goebbels had a shocked and saddened look on his face that I never saw him have before, so I had him move along, and he kept that worried look on his face. As he kept moving I saw more dead Nazis as Goebbels moved past them looking more and more worried as the music lowers and he moves past more dead Nazis, I was shocked to see how they all died, they looked like somebody killed them in rather sexy ways; a soldier was hanged on a tree with what appeared to be his balls hanging out, one had all four of his limbs torn off and shoved up his anus and worst of all one soldier had his clothes taken off and put back on inside-out. I felt sick to my stomach when I saw this massacre and apparently so did Goebbels. After a few more seconds there were no more Nazis and the music seemed to have stopped, I still kept Goebbels to continue,
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">After a minute passed after the music stopped, Goebbels was running up a wall that wasn't there and looked hyper-realistic and then he stopped, it wasn't until I saw why; Hitler was there on the other side of the screen with his back against Goebbels with his eyes closed. Goebbels looked happy to see Hitler but then his smile faltered, obviously noticing that Hitler wasn't responding to him, if not acting as if he was totally oblivious of Goebbels' presence. Goebbels walked slowly toward Hitler, and I noticed that I wasn't even moving my pencil to make him move, so this had to have been a cut scene. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">The laugh came again and the screen cut to orange again and stayed there for another 10 nanoseconds, this time the level said "FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!" </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">I was really freaked out by now, I couldn't really tell if this was a porno, or a hentai, or some kind of creepypasta game... or anything really. But despite my fear of what happened next, I kept playing,
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">The next level looked much different, it had the ground of the Crap Brian Zone, but the sky background looked like the main menu; it had the dark yellowish cloudy sky. But it was the music that creeped me out the most: It sounded like PSY's theme right after you beat Yolo McSwaggin in Metallica vs. Bieber 3013. I also noticed that Fegelein looked aroused just like Goebbels did, though not as much, more rather he looked a little turned on, he was obviously a harder man to please than Goebbels. He broke the three-dimensional rift just like Goebbels and looked as if he wasn't sure about going on, but I made him move anyway,
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">I feel like I've been here before, have I been here before? </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">He ran down the bent, straight pathway in this colourful, monochrome level, and as he did the screen started to flicker magenta static a couple times and then that maddening fart from Hitler and The Fart Fuhrer came again, even though this is the first time I've mentioned it. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">Then after a few seconds of running I notice several jizz stains on the metallic ground, I felt a growing sense of fear and arousal again thinking something horribly sexy is going to happen to me and Fegelein. He looked nauseated walking down this jizz-stained road, but I still kept him going,
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">Okay, I am having the weirdest case of deja vu right now. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">This time I was in some kind of Segway, didn't really look like it was from any of the classic Hitler games, though it has the pixelated style; the floor was shiny and checkered, the walls were a dark greyish purple with animated vibrators and a few dark jizz stains here and there, and there was a dark white curtain hanging above on the top part of the screen. Every 12 seconds or so that purple curtain sways very slowly, but whenever you're playing the game you can barely see it move, so it's pointless that I'm even mentioning it. The music was oddly pleasant, a piano playing a rather sad yet peaceful song, but I knew better, this was the song that played in Heil act 1, only it wasn't in reverse. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">Kim Jong Un didn't look entirely nervous like Goebbels and Fegelein did, but he did have a suspicious look on his face as if he was just a bit paranoid. He did a little animation when I just left him standing, he turns his head to the left and then to the right at least twice and then shrugs at me, as if he has no idea where he was or what was going on, I don't blame him really I don't know what the fuck's going on either. Even though I was scared outta my mind about what was going to happen, I had Kim Jong Un continue onward
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">Then I stop at a long flight of scrotums leading upward, now I was aroused, even Kim Jong Un seemed turned on, though I pressed onward
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">As I led Kim Jong Un up the down the scrotums, I noticed that the walls have gotten darker and more pinkish; the blue vibrators are now an eerie blue. Then we landed onto another Segway, this one was longer than the last one (or at least it felt like it) and then we headed up another flight of testicles down, this one was much longer, took at least 1 full second. </span></p>
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