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While most historical sources cite Hitler's death to a suicide in 1945 during the last days of the war, rumors he is still alive have spread around conspiracy circles for years.
"His chances of conquering the world may have died in that underground bunker," said one theorist, not trusting us with his name. "But we have evidence the German Fuhrer went on to run a legitimate carpet cleaning business in Brussels while he was planning his eventual return to political life."
Conspiracy theorists have always felt Hitler's reported suicide 57 years ago was an elaborate cover-up, but most agree today that old age would probably have claimed him by now, unlike Kennedy or Elvis, who realistically are still very much alive.
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He hid with the Soviets until he died in 1989 at age 100, as the Berlin Wall fell on him.
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