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this is a news report in new york times. it really happend
 
 
you have to belive us
 
==section one==
 
so one day i was just walking through the city with kyle when i saw a free steam wallet card on the floor
 
kyle said "yo mang wats steam?"
 
i said "youve got to be goddamn kidding me! when will you grow up and stop playing kid games like sonic and pong and starfox."
 
we both laughed it off then i hit him in the jaw and picked up the 20 dollar card
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"screw you kyle. you are trying to scare me again" i said. he hung up....
 
 
 
i opend steam and the game was finished loading. i turned the video game on and the startup valve head logo looked alot creepier the background was a sickening puke yellow and the head fully turned around. it had no eyes and a mouth with a gaping jaw i could practically see his cracked skull. i said "huh must be a part of the steampipe update. boy i was wrong when it got to the main menu it said spook life 2.
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i got up to canals and then i saw the big gman in the skybox. his large mouth opend and a skeleton jumped out and killed me. the game stopped responding and i had to reinstall it.
 
i wont play hl2 again and i dont think anyone should have to go through this anymore... download the zombie map i died at at the section below :3[[File:Spooklife.jpg|thumb]]
 
==the download==
 
http://www.mediafire.com/?bvjx9hv0jp1sd4t
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