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Line 1: My 10 year old son and I watch~~'''~~ ~~'''~~Homestar~~'''~~ ~~'''~~Runner~~''''''~~ every night on my Vizio HDTV, which is connected to my PC. I gave my son the mouse and he selected "The secret Strong Bad E-Mail". It started out with Strong Bad saying "Do Do Do checking out the E-Mail" like normal. When he got am E-Mail which was titled "Dear Strong Bad I want to know something interesting. Something you have never talked about before. From, Jamie, Hartford CT." Then Strong Bad said, "OK I have something interesting to talk about, how about DEATH." I was Horrified. He grabbed a gun and knife and started killing Homestar, Homsar, Marzipan, Strong Sad, etc. Then he said, "NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU". I quickly closed the window. Then an error message started coming up saying, "Error: Windows will not close Google Chrome until YOU DIE." I ~~didnt~~didn't see my son anywhere after that and I thought he ~~allready~~already went to bed. I went to tuck him in and iI saw Strong Bad in real life saying, "~~Your~~you're too late. I have ~~allready~~already killed him." then he said "NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE"." I ran in a closet and iI saw Strong Bad looking around my apartment for me.▼ ~~"OK i have something interesting to talk about, how about DEATH". I was Horrified. He grabbed a gun and knife and started killing~~ I pulled my ~~Cell~~cell phone and dialed 911. I heard an automated voice saying:▼ ~~'''Homestar''', Homsar, Marzipan, Strong Sad, etc. Then he said~~ "Hi this is Alex. Your virtual advisor at V**n Mobile I'm sorry, we cannot complete this call because Strong Bad wants you to DIE." ~~"NOW IM COMMING FOR YOU". I quickly closed the window. Then an error message started comming up saying "Error: Windows will not close Google Chrome until YOU DIE".~~ ~~"Hi this is Alex. Your virtual advisor at Vn Mobile im sorry, we cannot complete this call because Strong Bad wants you to DIE".~~ Strong bad opened the closet door and ~~grabed~~grabbed a knife. I quickly escaped through an emergency transport door in my closet. I got outside then iI tried 911 again and iI got the same Alex message but this time he said, "Hi this is Alex, Your virtual advisor at Vn Mobile, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." The phone hung up. I stayed at my friends house for the night. The police said that my son's death was suspicious.▼ ▲I didnt see my son anywhere after that and I thought he allready went to bed. I went to tuck him in and i saw Strong Bad in real life saying "Your too late. I have allready killed him." then he said "NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE". I ran in a closet and i saw Strong Bad looking around my apartment for me. ▲I pulled my Cell phone and dialed 911. I heard an automated voice saying ▲"Hi this is Alex. Your virtual advisor at Vn Mobile im sorry, we cannot complete this call because Strong Bad wants you to DIE". Strong bad opened the closet door and grabed a knife. I quickly escaped through an emergency transport door in my closet. I got outside then i tried 911 again and i got the same Alex message but this time he said Hi this is Alex, Your virtual advisor at V**n Mobile, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. The phone hung up. I stayed at my friends house for the night. The police said that my son's death was suspicious. [[Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Old Shit]] [[Category:Trollpasta]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]