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It is when a Tartlet Tard or a fucking asspie who thinks he is not human, gets together and writes things in their imaginary closet world, where no one can go but them and Rosie and her 5 sisters. Warning: Stoopidity works in GROUPS, who walk around and sometimes do not aware that they are indeed STOOPID. With that said,
TftW: The
YES, this is who wrote this bullshit. This horrid, half-baked shitpie of lulz. We shall review his meager trolling behavior.
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There once was a troll by the name of Eyesglowyellow, now he liked to write insulting stories about Nathan and his friends which
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In fact his so called friends were just as horrid as he was especially Demongoat.
WOW,
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"Where the hell am I?
"You are in one of your own stories.
"Who said that?
"I did. I am the Storyteller. And this is my domain.
"What do you want?
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"Ah ah ah. You may have written those retarded stories but I have been around centuries before you were even born. I am the one and true creator of this world and the original Storyteller.
"Meh. I
"Well you should.
SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT
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The Storyteller then pointed towards several cages filled with people that had treated Nathan in a horrible fashion, one cage was labelled EDiots and had a bunch of Encyclopedia Dramatica readers who had been transformed into zombie-like creatures, another was labelled MetoTURDS and had a whole herd of Metokur members who had been transformed into animals and monsters in it, and a third cage which was empty but reserved for people who were truly evil.<br />Hey, Nathan is pretty evil, so why
"These cages are where people who treat Nathan unfairly end up in.
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"Once upon a time there lived two little koalas. A boy one named Arnie, and a girl one named Lulu – Arnie was blue with brown stripes while Lulu was pink with yellow spots.
Eyesglowyellow found himself suddenly changing, blue fur growing all over his body with brown stripes, his hands and feet becoming like those of a koala with two extra thumbs on each hand and his fingernails were now blackening and turning into long claws – same with his toenails too, his ears moved to the top of his head and became a
GREAT, now he wants to make pornos. Can I die now? Die laughing, THAT IS. Hey, transform me into something useful, like John
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"What the?
OLD NEWS, OLD LINE.
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"Now Arnie and Lulu were on their way to Mr
Demongoat found himself changing next as his hands and feet blackened and slowly became hooves, hair grew all over him, a small tail grew out of his backside, two long goat horns sprouted out of his head as his ears became like that of a goat, a
He grew older and older and older until he was almost 80 years old. When the transformation completed itself, he was now an elderly cartoon goat with a cane.<br />The older you are, the wiser you are, Nathan. I hope that Demongoat got wise enough to know how to properly kick your sorry ass. DURR HURR, I MADE HIM OLD NAO HE
"Arnie and Lulu knocked on Mr
The two koalas Arnie and Lulu (formally known as Eyesglowyellow and Marya) went back to their treehouse and played happily together while Mr Gruff (formally Demongoat) sat in his rocking chair and sang to himself.
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"You did a good job Storyteller.
"Thank you, Nathan.
Nathan the weregrinch, Andria the tigress, Sam the blue dog monster and Becky the
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