How Gas Works: Difference between revisions

▲<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-tab-count:1">            </span>Hello there. I am Professor Innerscope, and I will teach you how gas works. Gas actually isn’t as complicated as some say. However, it is still complicated enough to have several theories going for it. I will state mine.</p>

▲<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-tab-count:1">            </span>At least a billion years ago, the sun formed. This sun has produced a ton of gases that Earth uses today, including, but definitely limited to: Air, Water, Fart, Gasoline, and Hotter Water. No other gases exist. Keep in mind, however, that [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/scientist?s=t pseudo intellectuals] will state such nonsense as nonmetals and noble gases. Ignore them. They are wrong.</p>

▲<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-tab-count:1">            </span>So now we know every form of gas in the entire planet. The question is, how do they work? Here is a brief summary:</p>

▲<p class="MsoNormal">*Air: You breathe in it</p>

▲<p class="MsoNormal">*Fart: You fart it out</p>

▲<p class="MsoNormal">*Gasoline: Cars use this. Apparently, it’s polluting the Earth. However, we all know that [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=atheism God] isn’t dumb enough to create something [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=uranium dan][http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LSD ger][http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=H2SO4 ous.]</p>

▲<p class="MsoNormal">*Hotter Water: Known to normal people as steam.</p>

▲<p class="MsoNormal">What is the cause to all of this?</p>

▲<p class="MsoNormal">[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/guesswork?s=t Research] shows that Earth creates Air by contacting the sun. The sun, in return, heats the Earth. This creates Hotter Water. Air is in a limited supply. However, you breathe in and out. Therefore, Air isn’t being consumed. Fart is actually the gas form of shit. Gasoline is a fossil fuel. Water is the compression of Air.</p>

▲<p class="MsoNormal">Facts about Plants:</p>

▲<p class="MsoNormal">Since plants have no noses, they cannot breathe. This is proof that lungs aren’t a requirement to live. When the sun contacts Earth, Earth receives light. The first thing that Earth gives light to is plants. [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat This is why they are green.] Plants then receive the energy they need to shake around, making air.</p>

▲<p class="MsoNormal">And that’s pretty much it. If you have any questions, leave a comment in the comment section. Until next time, this is facts about science, with Innerscope.</p>