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Hello there. I am Professor Innerscope, and I will teach you how gas works. Gas actually isn’tisn't as complicated as some say. However, it is still complicated enough to have several theories going for it. I will state mine.
 
At least a billion years ago, the sun formed. This sun has produced a ton of gases that Earth uses today, including, but definitely limited to: Air, Water, Fart, Gasoline, and Hotter Water. No other gases exist. Keep in mind, however, that [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/scientist?s=t pseudo intellectuals] will state such nonsense as nonmetals and noble gases. Ignore them. They are wrong.
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*Fart: You fart it out
 
*Gasoline: Cars use this. Apparently, it’sit's polluting the Earth. However, we all know that [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=atheism God] isn’tisn't dumb enough to create something [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=uranium dan][http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LSD ger][http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=H2SO4 ous.]
 
*Hotter Water: Known to normal people as steam.
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==What is the cause to all of this?==
 
[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/guesswork?s=t Research] shows that Earth creates Air by contacting the sun. The sun, in return, heats the Earth. This creates Hotter Water. Air is in a limited supply. However, you breathe in and out. Therefore, Air isn’tisn't being consumed. Fart is actually the gas form of shit. Gasoline is a fossil fuel. Water is the compression of Air.
 
==Facts about Plants:==
 
Since plants have no noses, they cannot breathe. This is proof that lungs aren’taren't a requirement to live. When the sun contacts Earth, Earth receives light. The first thing that Earth gives light to is plants. [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat This is why they are green.] Plants then receive the energy they need to shake around, making air.
 
And that’sthat's pretty much it. If you have any questions, leave a comment in the comment section. Until next time, this is facts about science, with Innerscope.
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