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I ran upstairs to grieve and lament. I couldn't believe it, I thought these "memepeople" are nice, guess I was wrong. I threw myself on my uncomfortable wooden bed and bawl as loud as I could to make these fuckers get filled with remorse and shame for what they have done.  As I was crying, Russian Leuitenant opened the door gently, I was the angriest at him. I got up and told him wrathfully: "What the fuck are you doing here?!". "We are so sorry, Leah." He replied as he was caressing my face. I shoved his arm away from my face and responded: "But you guys killed my boyfriend who is soon to be my husbando like Straizo.". He then became very persistent with his apology and said with large edgy eyes: "Please Leah, we are so sorry, we did this, because he was an assaholic gay who made a huge mistake."
 
He speaks in broken English with Russian accent but I can tell the message he's trying to get across. I think he was trying to say that they only kill gay people (since they are anti-gay killers). Since I come from a Islamic family, I became extremely happy when he said that because mommy told me that assaholic gay people are made by HIM (from Powerpuff girls) and should be killed, and so I gave him a second chance. Wait. In the moment of writing, currently, I realized that my boyfriend was…was... gay? Wow. Maybe he did deserve it.
 
I disappeared and went to the dining table to eat, I ate a ALMIGHTY LOAF of bread. Russian Leutinant approached me, took off his hat, smacked the ALMIGHTY LOAF off my hands and tried to kiss my ass in front of EVERYONE. To be honest, he looked extremely hot without his hat, he had a face chiseled by God, had luscious short brown hair and he had adorable edgy eyes that I could drown in ALL. DAY. LONG.
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Playtime Girl and PATRIXXX walked upstairs to play house or something, I didn't know he was guy until Sanic mentioned it so I declared: "Are we going to kill that gay or what?". They all said kill in slow and repetitive pace just like zombies.
 
A few moments later, we were planning on how to kill that gay son of a bitch, our planning was interrupted by Hope annoyingly greeting us: "HEY GUYYYYYS". We didn't wanna be douches and tell him to go fuck himself so we said: "Hi hope!" he then said: "Oh like you're doing right now?" No one replied to that question so we ignored it. He then brushed it off and said: "So…So... what are you guys doing?" I then didn't know how to reply to him: "Uhhhhh…Uhhhhh... we are…are..." then Sanic said: "PLAYING GAMES!". He then abruptly left with saying bye, like, 9 times.
 
The next day, Hope and I are talking even though N&A Production's m̷͊̆̾͂͛̎́ͦ̾̉ͮͦ̐͑̚҉̸̰͙̘̗͓̩̫̦̰́ơ̢̰̗͖̥̣̺͉̯̯̜̟̮̱̇̿͛ͧ̋̔̎͌̇͗̓̃̈ͤ̾͘͠ͅm̷̢̼̜͚͕̻͍͎̣̩ͫ̇̈̈́̂̽̉̃̑ͮ͂͋ͫ̒͗̓ͥ̇̚͘͟͠m̨̳̩̘͙͙͔̠͇̻̗̯͕̪͎̃ͨ̑̍̿̾͝y̴̡̼̞͈̜̥͚͍ͬ̌͑͗̂͢͟ told me not to talk to demons like the assaholic gay people, but he was actually really nice despite his sexuality. I changed my mind on killing him, but our lovely conversation ended and he decided to talk to SlenderShaqizino. He walked downstairs with me, and I noticed the crew circulated the corpse of a little Triangle Boi and said: "food" repeatedly. Hope witnessed it and I could tell he was traumatized, he screamed for my name and I ran as fast as I could.
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The Pringles Guy from PilotRedSun then said: "Are you guys hungry?" they all said yes. I said: "same". After eating, Slendergay congratulated me by saying: "Good job, child. I'm going to go somewhere." Playtime Girl was going to go play and I was staring at Ivan Petrovich's menacing eyes on his face. He noticed me and said in concern: "What are you looking at?" I replied obnoxiously: "Teme..." He then said while blushing: "WELL STOP THEN BLYAT" I said: "Fine". Everyone left.
 
The next day, I woke up to Sir Patrixxx slamming with two nokia phones that is playing with the arabic tune into each other as he obnoxiously yell: "Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up" with his menacingly face. I then said annoyed: "OK FUCKING OK" he then said: "Good…Good... the food is on the dining table". A few minutes later, I teleported to school and saw Gabi and Jon but not Jackass. I greeted them: "Hey guys!". They all greeted me back as the bell rang. At class, we had a new classmate, he introduced himself as Joe Mama, he was actually really edgy. The teacher told him to take a seat and the teacher requested us to draw people, truck cat or doges. After class, my friends and I we're sitting on the roof conversing, Ming Lao asked John if he did YouTube but he said he didn't. The bell rang and I screamed: "LUNCH TIME!" Joe Mama adds: "I forgot to bring mine" I gave my lunch to him because I wanted to be nice to so he can get in my panties. He thanked me, and that turned me on. After all the classes, we all said bye to each other and I went back home, what I saw traumatized me for good reason to.
 
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