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A picture of smiling Jeff the Potato was at the top of the page. I recoiled in horror, throwing the burnt, moldy page away into a fire. |
A picture of smiling Jeff the Potato was at the top of the page. I recoiled in horror, throwing the burnt, moldy page away into a fire. |
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The page said, which I would have read if I hadn’t thrown the paper into a fire, “I had a bad dream where I was dreaming but woke up and my door was open even though I closed it, or at least I did in my dream. So I dragged myself under the blankets to shake and cry in fear so I could fall asleep instead of closing the door. I was worried that there was an 8-foot tall monster with purple eyes and brown shoes staring at me outside my door. I peeked out from my armor of thin sheet and didn’t see a monster.” |
The page said, which I would have read if I hadn’t thrown the paper into a fire, “I had a bad dream where I was dreaming but woke up and my door was open even though I closed it, or at least I did in my dream. So I dragged myself under the blankets to shake and cry in fear so I could fall asleep instead of closing the door. I was worried that there was an 8-foot tall monster with purple eyes and brown shoes staring at me outside my door. I peeked out from my armor of thin sheet and didn’t see a monster.” |
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“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and dessert you!!” |
“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and dessert you!!” |
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I heard and pondered deeply over his words. |
I heard and pondered deeply over his words. |
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“Always gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, always gonna tell a lie and hurt you!!!” |
“Always gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, always gonna tell a lie and hurt you!!!” |
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"Ha ha ha ha..." Pudgy the mirror demon slurred, completely hammered as he twirled a bottle in his hand in haphazard circles. On his spirit laptop, he wrote instructions to wait until the 666th minute after jumping in a toilet to slice a piece of cheese paper thin and glue it to your forehead with mayonnaise. |
"Ha ha ha ha..." Pudgy the mirror demon slurred, completely hammered as he twirled a bottle in his hand in haphazard circles. On his spirit laptop, he wrote instructions to wait until the 666th minute after jumping in a toilet to slice a piece of cheese paper thin and glue it to your forehead with mayonnaise. |
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"I don't know. I don't think anyone would do it, though. You might want to remove the toilet jumping part and make them wait only 333 minutes," Said less-smashed Sallyxxx the death squirrel. |
"I don't know. I don't think anyone would do it, though. You might want to remove the toilet jumping part and make them wait only 333 minutes," Said less-smashed Sallyxxx the death squirrel. |
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Behind them, BEN was drunkenly shouting to a crowd about how no one paid attention to him anymore since everyone stole his username. |
Behind them, BEN was drunkenly shouting to a crowd about how no one paid attention to him anymore since everyone stole his username. |
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Pudgy went back and deleted some of the instructions, leaving a few grammatical errors and a misplaced "th" in the area of the cut. All was left was to possess a human to upload it. |
Pudgy went back and deleted some of the instructions, leaving a few grammatical errors and a misplaced "th" in the area of the cut. All was left was to possess a human to upload it. |
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[[File:Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up|center|500px]] |
[[File:Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up|center|500px]] |
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[[Category:Loads of Characters]] |
[[Category:Loads of Characters]] |
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