How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Shrek: Difference between revisions

Before we even began to head to Gaben's basement, we had to find a Case Key for CS:GO. The only place to find one those for free, as I was broke and had no life, was Faze Headquarters. We decided to use the BLOOD WHISTLE^TM8to get there quicker cause we were kinda lazy fucks. I jammed the blood drenched instrument up my asshole and we flew all the way to the front entrance of the headquarters. I took down one of the guards with my Super Sanic Speed^TM8 and James Woods 360 noscoped the other one with so much grace I yelled "Queeee, sa gud!" and shat myself until I shat out Sanic, losing his abilities as well as his poor speaking skills. "Get Shrekt!" the disembodied voice said. We descended into the base of the most MLG^TM7society in history, taking care not to awaken Bill Cosby from his Odinsleep (we didn't need two eldritch beings causing chaos throughout The Mushroom Kumdom). Suddenly, a monitor in one of the corridors screeched to life with this vid:

 

 

After that I unsubbed every youtuber on earth 1 divided by 0 times, unleashing Viacom from the depths of the underworld once again to reek havoc on youtube with copyright claims (great, I unleashed an eldritch being after all). We finally reached the center of Faze, opened the door to the Fazelord's room. What came next I couldn't be prepared for: The Fazelord was David Bowie...