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<poem> |
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Well, hello there, |
Well, hello there, |
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Readers young and old, |
Readers young and old, |
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You're in for quite a treat, |
You're in for quite a treat, |
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A true tale to behold. |
A true tale to behold. |
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As you can see, |
As you can see, |
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With a title such as this, |
With a title such as this, |
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I will tell you the tale, |
I will tell you the tale, |
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Of how Jeff killed Christmas. |
Of how Jeff killed Christmas. |
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It all started late, |
It all started late, |
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On a silent Christmas Eve, |
On a silent Christmas Eve, |
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And our favorite killer, Jeff, |
And our favorite killer, Jeff, |
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Had something up his sleeve. |
Had something up his sleeve. |
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Seeing that it was Christmas, |
Seeing that it was Christmas, |
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Jeff wanted to do something new, |
Jeff wanted to do something new, |
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Something extra special, |
Something extra special, |
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But, what was he to do? |
But, what was he to do? |
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Just then, he heard something, |
Just then, he heard something, |
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His feet made him pause, |
His feet made him pause, |
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He slowly turned to see, |
He slowly turned to see, |
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A fake, drunken Santa Clause. |
A fake, drunken Santa Clause. |
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The wheels started turning, |
The wheels started turning, |
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Jeff had a plan, |
Jeff had a plan, |
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He clutched the knife in his pocket, |
He clutched the knife in his pocket, |
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And that's when it began. |
And that's when it began. |
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Old Saint Nick saw Jeff, |
Old Saint Nick saw Jeff, |
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Heading strait his way, |
Heading strait his way, |
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Maybe he could get a dollar, |
Maybe he could get a dollar, |
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From Mr. Jeff today. |
From Mr. Jeff today. |
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"Hey, buddy, wanna help me out? |
"Hey, buddy, wanna help me out? |
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Now, don't go bein' cheap." |
Now, don't go bein' cheap." |
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Jeff lunged at the man saying, |
Jeff lunged at the man saying, |
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"Go to sleep." |
"Go to sleep." |
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He slit Santas throat, |
He slit Santas throat, |
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While he squirmed and thrashed, |
While he squirmed and thrashed, |
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But there was no escaping, |
But there was no escaping, |
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Being cut and being slashed. |
Being cut and being slashed. |
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The drunk fell to the ground, |
The drunk fell to the ground, |
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With a noticeable thud, |
With a noticeable thud, |
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His pupils started to widen, |
His pupils started to widen, |
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As he choked on his blood. |
As he choked on his blood. |
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Jeff grabbed Santas suite, |
Jeff grabbed Santas suite, |
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Soaked with crimson water, |
Soaked with crimson water, |
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That's when he knew, |
That's when he knew, |
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He could start his Christmas slaughter. |
He could start his Christmas slaughter. |
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When he achieved his looked, |
When he achieved his looked, |
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He was on his way, |
He was on his way, |
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But not before he hijacked Santas car, |
But not before he hijacked Santas car, |
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Or, I mean, his sleigh. |
Or, I mean, his sleigh. |
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He drove threw a small neighborhood, |
He drove threw a small neighborhood, |
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Rather quiet and kind, |
Rather quiet and kind, |
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The perfect setting for what, |
The perfect setting for what, |
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Jeff was planning in his mind. |
Jeff was planning in his mind. |
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His plan was to sneak into each home, |
His plan was to sneak into each home, |
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All of the parents he'd kill, |
All of the parents he'd kill, |
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Murdering almost the whole neighborhood, |
Murdering almost the whole neighborhood, |
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To get his holiday thrill. |
To get his holiday thrill. |
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Jeff chuckled maniacally, |
Jeff chuckled maniacally, |
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Stopping at the first house on the block, |
Stopping at the first house on the block, |
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At how upset this town would be, |
At how upset this town would be, |
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Boy, would they be in for a shock. |
Boy, would they be in for a shock. |
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If you don't want to be the next victim, |
If you don't want to be the next victim, |
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Of the infamous, Jeff the killer. |
Of the infamous, Jeff the killer. |
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