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Every year, Jeff would ruin Christmas for everyone in town. He would eat all the fucking presents, break all the fucking decorations, and piss on anyone who wished him a "Merry Christmas." No one could figure out why Jeff was such a fucking grump during the happiest time of the year.
Nobody quite knows the reason. Maybe
But no matter the reason, he stood on his hill looking down the whole Christmas season and bitching to himself. Looking down at the FucksShitz with a fucking sour bitchy frown, at the warm windows of the cozy homes.
He fucking bitched with a sneer,
One day, Jeff woke up and decided he was going to do something about his fucked up attitude towards Christmas. He was going to find out why people loved it so much, and he was going to try and love it too.
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Jeff put on a fucking Santa costume, and with his fucking knife, he went to every house in town and stole all the fucking shitty presents and decorations.
Jeff snuck into the town on Christmas Eve, and he started stealing all the fucking presents. He took everything from the littlest toys to the biggest Christmas trees. He
While he was stealing all the shit, a song played,
The people in the town woke up on Christmas morning to find that all their fucking shit was gone. They were fucking devastated, and their spirits were broken. The kids were crying, and the adults were pissed. Everyone was looking for the fucking thief who ruined Christmas, and they knew it was Jeff.
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The mayor knew he had to take matters into his own fucking hands. He went to Jeff and tried to reason with him. He told Jeff that he didn't have to be a grumpy motherfucker and that he could be happy too.
Jeff didn't want to listen, but the mayor kept talking. He told Jeff that Christmas was about fucking love and kindness, and that he could be part of that too. Jeff didn't believe him, but he saw the sincerity in the mayor's fucking eyes. Jeff
But then something unexpected happened. As Jeff was sitting in his lair, he started to hear the sounds of people singing. It was a beautiful fucking sound, and Jeff had never heard anything like it before.
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Jeff didn't know what to do. He had never had anyone ask him to do something nice like that. He decided to go for it, and together they built the fucking greatest snowman that town had ever seen.
Sally thanked Jeff and gave him a fucking hug. Jeff felt something he had never felt before - happiness. He didn't want to ruin Christmas for anyone anymore, he wanted to be part of it.
He then started to feel something strange in his chest. It was like a warm feeling, and he didn't know what the fuck it was. Jeff had never felt anything like that before. He realized that he had fucked up big time. He had ruined the one day of the year that brought people together and made them fucking happy.
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