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Hello guys. Today I will talk about how my friend, Johnny Abatti, became a zombie. Well, he lives here, with me. I teach him to eat meat, not human brains. He wouldn't kill me, because I am his best friend and I know him better than others, so he lose me, he lose everything. The story went like this:
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"Okay, mister..." We stood silent because we didn't know his name.
"Mister La Bete Noire." He lifted his head.
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"Let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors to see what the heck is in this bottle."
I confirmed, and I won. Johnny drinked all the "juice". He was showing some reactions to that acid. It... It was gross. His skin turned grey, hair turned blue, he vomited and left a big pile of shit like he was taking two
I said in shock: "YOU happened!"
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"Throw her at sewer system. I heard there are crocodiles 'round them."
"Okay- WHOA!" Johnny shocked.
"What's the matter- Oh, God." I almost fainted.
There was some old guy that was like Johnny Abatti: a zombie. We peeked at sewer and he looked to us. Probably me, 'cause he said: "Brains! BRAINS!"
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"No, you don't. We'll see it now." I aimed the gun at myself.
"NO
He cried over my dead body. But I came behind him and said: "Hello, imbecile! I am a Walrider now!"
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Never EVER buy things from hobos.
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