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Line 1: [[File:Johnny_Abatti.jpg\|~~thumb~~right\|~~This is Johnny Abatti as a zombie.~~200px]]▼ Hello guys. Today I will talk about how my friend, Johnny Abatti, became a zombie. Well, he lives here, with me. I teach him to eat meat, not human brains. He wouldn't kill me, because I am his best friend and I know him better than others, so he lose me, he lose everything. The story went like this: Line 6 ⟶ 8: "Okay, mister..." We stood silent because we didn't know his name. "Mister La Bete Noire." He lifted his head. Line 14 ⟶ 15: "Let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors to see what the heck is in this bottle." I confirmed, and I won. Johnny drinked all the "juice". He was showing some reactions to that acid. It... It was gross. His skin turned grey, hair turned blue, he vomited and left a big pile of shit like he was taking two packet of laxatives. Some gang came and I hide Johnny in the bushes. They said: "Dafuq was here?" and they fainted. At that time, Johnny woke up and said: "Brains... BRAINS" and he ran to them in un-human speed. He broke their heads and ate their brain. Every time he ate one brain, he took a shit. When they're all being dead, he turned to me and said: "Uhhh... What happened to me? Hey, what happened to them?" ▲[[File:Johnny_Abatti.jpg\|thumb\|This is Johnny Abatti as a zombie.]] un - human speed. He broke their heads and ate their brain. Every time he ate one brain, he took a shit. When they're all being dead, he turned to me and said: "Uhhh... What happened to me? Hey, what happened to them?" I said in shock: "YOU happened!" Line 54 ⟶ 51: "Throw her at sewer system. I heard there are crocodiles 'round them." "Okay- WHOA!" Johnny shocked. "What's the matter- Oh, God." I almost fainted. There was some old guy that was like Johnny Abatti: a zombie. We peeked at sewer and he looked to us. Probably me, 'cause he said: "Brains! BRAINS!" Line 78 ⟶ 75: "No, you don't. We'll see it now." I aimed the gun at myself. "NO-" he yelled but that was too late. I shot myself. He cried over my dead body. But I came behind him and said: "Hello, imbecile! I am a Walrider now!" Line 97 ⟶ 94: Never EVER buy things from hobos. [[Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious]] [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:~~Pages~~Pointless ~~with grammar that doesn't suck~~Violence]] [[Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG]]▼ [[Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies]] [[Category:~~POINTLESS~~SUPR ~~VIOLENCE~~SKAREY ~~TOTALLY MAKES IT SCARY U GUIZE~~IMAG]] [[Category:~~TRUE~~Pages ~~STORY~~with grammar that doesn't suck]] ▲[[Category:~~SUPR SKAREY IMAG~~DIALOGUE!]] ~~[[Category:Pasta Trying To Be Good When It Sucks Enough To Be A Troll]]~~ [[Category:Stupid is as the main character does]] {{Comments}}