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Line 1: As we all know, Killers and violence in a CreepyPasta are the spoopiest thing that can be put in a CreepyPasta, these are some tips that will help you make quite the terrifying yarn. ==HOW TO MAKE A CLASSIC CHARACTER!!!!!==▼ Step 1. Make your story all about an overpowered killer, I do mean all about, don't make it about the people trying to survive,you have to make the story all about the killer, this will attract lonely emo kids to read so they can picture themselves as the killer, because everyone wants whiny suicidal 12 year old girls in there fanbase...▼ Quik note, there will not be any order, I'll just calls them as far as I can care... ~~[[File:956.gif\|thumb\|left\|332px\|People Who Praise Mary Sue Stories In A Motherfucking Nutshell]]~~ ▲==HOW TO MAKE A CLASSIC CHARACTER!!!!!== ▲Step 1. Make your story all about an overpowered killer, I do mean all about, don't make it about the people trying to survive,you have to make the story all about the killer, this will attract lonely emo kids to read so they can picture themselves as the killer, because everyone wants whiny ~~suicidal~~ 12 year old girls in there fanbase... Step 2. Don't forget detail, spend 5 paraghaphs explaining how bloody someone is as they're getting killed, it's sure to scare the shit out of the reader, because detail is spooky. Step 3. Make sure your character has a tragic backstory, make them get ~~raped~~abused by there parents and make them to ~~retarted~~dumb to call social services. Classics such as ClockWork also pull this off great. Step 3. Make your character mutilate there own face, this will add an intimidation feature, even if it is just edgy and ~~retarted~~stupid, also make sure to half-ass the reason for there mutilation not getting infected. Step 4. Make damn sure your character is named after you, because it's most likely you're just a fucking emo who wants to write a revenge fic. Final step. Make sure they have a edgy and ironic pre-murder one liner... ==HOW TO MAKE A CLASSIC VIDYA GAME AND LOST EPISODE CREEPYPASTA!!!!!== Step 1. Make the characters look depressed for no logical reason other than to make the establishment that something is wrong. ~~[[File:PoP.jpg\|thumb\|221px]]~~ Step 2. BLOOD, BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BOOD EVERYWHERE!!! Line 29 ⟶ 30: Final Step. Make the TV or game console blow up or some shit... ==HOW TO MAKE CLASSIC CREEPYPASTA IN GENERAL== 1. VIOLENCE AND BLOOD, LOTS OF BLOOD, BLOOD IS SCARY, SUPER SCARY 2. HYPER-REALISM IS SO VERY SPOOKY, IT'S NOT GOING TO HURT YOU, BUT OMG SO FUCKING SCARY 3. EDGYNESS, LOTS AND LOTS OF 13 YEAR OLD EDGYNESS Line 42 ⟶ 40: 4. MAKE YOURSELF DIE AT THE END OF THE STORY 5. BLOOD 6.BLOOD▼ 6.BLOOD▼ 6.MOTHER FUCKING BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD▼ ~~[[File:BLoOd.jpg\|thumb\|left\|LOTS OF MOTHER FUCKING HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD!!!]]~~ ▲6. BLOOD ▲6. BLOOD ▲6. MOTHER FUCKING BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD {{by-user\|CrazyHyena}} [[Category:Lists]]▼ [[Category:Memes]]▼ [[Category:Satire]] [[Category:Random Capitalization]]▼ [[Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!]]▼ [[Category:Stuff Blowing Up]]▼ [[Category:Vidya games]] ▲[[Category:~~Random~~MARY ~~Capitalization~~SUE ALERT]] [[Category:LONG ASS TITLE]] [[Category:~~Well,~~Lost ~~that was pointless.~~Episodes]] ~~[[Category:Lost episudes]]~~ [[Category:Cliche Madness]] ▲[[Category:Lists]] ▲[[Category:Memes]] [[Category:Rituwel]] ▲[[Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!]] ▲[[Category:Stuff Blowing Up]] {{Comments}}