How To Make A Illuminati Theory

This is a guide to how 3 make a iluminati thery. If you meant, how to get chicks well then... fuck u. This guide will help you to make god awful shit great theories that spooks peoples pants off.

First of all choose a popular brand, celebrity or a TV show. Lets choose Fanta for exampel. If you choose Illuminati, you are doble screwed

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Then lets get images of the thing you choosed. Add all kinds of triangles and nonsense that prooves that thing is illuminati Then say there is flashing 666 on the thing and all kinds of satanic things that somehow is related to illuminati, when there really aren't any lel. At right there is a exampel of finished illuminati photo.

Then you need to practice to be talking really slow and like that you will not laugh your ass off because you know millions of peepole are going to believe this bullshit. You dont need to do dat if you are just writing a storhy and posting it to different places.

Then you just write it or do a video of it.