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My name is Kyle Rea. Recently I got the flu, which has left me at home with nothing to do but play Minecraft and watch soap operas. Luckily, I&apos;m going back to work tomorrow, because I&apos;m not as sick as I was one week ago, but being in this state reminded me of how I pasted the time when I was sick for two weeks.
 
My name is Kyle Rea. Recently I got the flu, which has left me at home with nothing to do but play Minecraft and watch soap operas. Luckily, I&apos;'m going back to work tomorrow, because I&apos;'m not as sick as I was one week ago, but being in this state reminded me of how I pasted the time when I was sick for two weeks.
I work at an accounting firm, though I&apos;m also a part-time computer technician and expert. Somehow, I came down with a terrible cold. When I went to the doctor, he said that I should stay at home for at least two weeks to recover. This dissappointed me, as I didn&apos;t have that much money and food, and my cable company said my contract was up. Luckily, my girlfriend at the time had everything but a cold, so she was able to help me get through.
 
I work at an accounting firm, though I&apos;'m also a part-time computer technician and expert. Somehow, I came down with a terrible cold. When I went to the doctor, he said that I should stay at home for at least two weeks to recover. This dissappointed me, as I didn&apos;'t have that much money and food, and my cable company said my contract was up. Luckily, my girlfriend at the time had everything but a cold, so she was able to help me get through.
 
But two weeks at my dreary little house?! I was bored out of my mind on the first day. My only hope of avoiding terminal boredom was "Doctor Who" on Blu-Ray, but I was too sick to get out of bed. On day two, I got an idea.
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On day 13, I then decided that I would add more levels of creepy. I found a Sonic plushie that I had bought and painted red around its eyes.
 
When I felt better, while coming home from work, I entered my friend&apos;'s house (he enters my house unannounced all the time, so don&apos;'t say I&apos;'m breaking-and-entering) and very silently put the plushie right behind his chair. He was taking a nap at the time.
 
A couple days later, he found out that I wasn&apos;'t dead. He almost killed me when he punched me in the face 30 seconds later. I guess you could say I deserved it.
 
I&apos;'m still friends with Tom, and he&apos;'s actually turned my prank into a really popular online creepypasta. So really, without me being a jerk with the flu, he would had never been able to scare you guys.
 
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
 
Kyle
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