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Have you ever tried to summon a “Creepypasta”"Creepypasta"? Of course, you haven't, you prick. What if I told you can. You'd probably think I'm a crackhead trying to waste your time, but I'm not. Here are some steps to summon any creepypasta you want!
 
'''Step 1 -''' Buy a Greenday jacket. You don't have to do this step, but it will make you unable to be taken seriously, though.
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'''Step 4 -''' After buying these items, you need to wear your fursuits and travel to your nearest flea market.
 
'''Step 5 -''' Once you go to the flea market, scream on the top of your lungs “HOW"HOW DO I SUMMON CREEPYPASTAS?!" and you'd wake up the drunk man who's running the crap shack.
 
'''Step 6 -''' The man would then lead you to an old room and show you an old, dusty mirror. The man would then offer the mirror to you for free. This mirror is extremely important to get to the 'Creepypasta Dimension.'