How to Summon Viking Skeleton: Difference between revisions

Whenever TPWC is dead, there's a ritual one can perform to bring back activity. This ritual was practiced by the ancient Canaanites to summon a viking skeleton from the depths of hell to kidnap users from other chats and bring them back to TPWC. I learned about this ritual one day when I got high on some serious marijuana and a portrait of Elvis Presley came to life and told me all about it, right before viking skeletons came and murdered me. I went to hell, where Satan allowed me to take courses in Proto-Sinaitic to properly pronounce the spoken words necessary to complete the ritual. I spent another five months in hell studying the entirety of the ritual as well until I came back at this exact time because the Satanic bible states that TPWC would die at this exact time. To perform this ritual successfully, you will need:

*A basic understanding of the Proto-Sinaitic language

*Fresh blood from a living person

 

Congratulations, you've just summoned a viking skeleton. He will work for you by bringing users to TPWC for six days a week because he's religious and doesn't work on Sunday, and you'll have to pay him 1,000,000,000 tacos every week or else he will use his autistic 10-year old power from the Club Penguin membership to rage quit and disappear back into the depths of hell from whence he came.

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