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Now this next step is a bit more debatable. Some would argue that this step isn't needed, and some would even argue you should avoid this like the plague, or the Church of Scientology. However, in my opinion you need to this step otherwise people will take you seriously. I briefly went over this earlier, but now I'd like to list a few more steps to being edgy. First of all, always wear black. This will show people the inner working of your soul, as well as make you as hot as Rick Jame's Crack Cocaine Pipe (look it up whenever the temperture goes above 70 degrees. But this will all be worth it because everyone will known that you're edgy. Secondly, listen to death metal. When listening, make sure to turn the volume as high as possible, so as to become deaf by age 20. Also, make sure to wear band merch (See, I know modern termanology kids! No can I join you're click? It'll be off the hizz-house!) constantly so that everyone will have to be forced to know that you listen to death metal. But most importantly, never shut up about how inspirational it is, and how it is far superior to mainstream music in every way. This will gain you massive respect by everyone, and will without a doubt not annoy anyone. Trust me. Finally, always wear long sleeves, and act like you cut. People respect people who don't respect themselves. But don't actually do it, because then you'll be in serious medical conditions from time to time. (Ok though, all joking aside, if you do cut, please get both mental and medical help. That's a serious problem, and you need to deal with it. Please. Also, buttcheeks. Sorry, I needed to clear the suddenly serious air there. More buttcheeks.) Once you do all of this, you'll be the most edgy kid at school/adult at work. Your edgy status will allow you to pull more dark, cliche emotions into your story.