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Hi guys, in todays tutorial, I’m going to show you how to be homosexual. Please rate this 4/5 star if this worked!
Hi guys, in todays tutorial, I’m going to show you how to be homosexual. Please rate this 4/5 star if this worked!




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Step 11: Swear at the photo
Step 11: Swear at the photo


Step 12: Get an orange
Step 12: Get a frozen sausage


Step 13: Eat it (Pro tip: Eat the whole thing)
Step 13: Place it where your dick is (Pro tip: Suck it)


Step 14: You are now ready
Step 14: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK YOU ATE YOUR OWN DICK WTFFF

Step 15: Call 911

Step 16: The pain, it’s unbearable

Step 17: The police are here

Step 18: Fuck them

Step 19: Repair it by throwing it up and taping it back

Step 20: You are now ready


== Hard Steps + Final Steps (Hard) ==
== Hard Steps + Final Steps (Hard) ==
Step 15: Go to your room
Step 21: Go to your room


Step 16: Think of rainbows (E.G. on page)
Step 22: Think of rainbows (E.G. on page)
[[File:Idk.jpg.jpg|thumb|Example of a rainbow.]]
[[File:Idk.jpg.jpg|thumb|Example of a rainbow.]]
Step 17: Meet your friend
Step 23: Meet your friend


Step 18: Oh shit he’s gone
Step 24: Oh shit he’s gone


Step 19: Literally grab a doll
Step 25: Literally grab a doll


Step 20: Whip out ur dick
Step 26: Whip out ur dick


Step 21: Go nuts with it
Step 27: Go nuts with it


Step 22: Kill urself for committing sins like this
Step 28: Kill urself for committing sins like this


== Result! ==
== Result! ==