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Hi guys, in todays tutorial, I’m going to show you how to be homosexual. Please rate this 4/5 star if this worked! |
Hi guys, in todays tutorial, I’m going to show you how to be homosexual. Please rate this 4/5 star if this worked! |
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Step 11: Swear at the photo |
Step 11: Swear at the photo |
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Step 12: Get |
Step 12: Get a frozen sausage |
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Step 13: Place it where your dick is (Pro tip: Suck it) |
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Step 14: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK YOU ATE YOUR OWN DICK WTFFF |
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Step 15: Call 911 |
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Step 16: The pain, it’s unbearable |
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Step 17: The police are here |
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Step 18: Fuck them |
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Step 19: Repair it by throwing it up and taping it back |
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Step 20: You are now ready |
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== Hard Steps + Final Steps (Hard) == |
== Hard Steps + Final Steps (Hard) == |
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Step 21: Go to your room |
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Step 22: Think of rainbows (E.G. on page) |
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[[File:Idk.jpg.jpg|thumb|Example of a rainbow.]] |
[[File:Idk.jpg.jpg|thumb|Example of a rainbow.]] |
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Step 23: Meet your friend |
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Step 24: Oh shit he’s gone |
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Step 25: Literally grab a doll |
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Step 26: Whip out ur dick |
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Step 27: Go nuts with it |
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Step 28: Kill urself for committing sins like this |
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== Result! == |
== Result! == |