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Step 2. Buy exactly 13 packs of Paukymaun cards. These are EVIL PATRIXXX's favorite trading cards other than mermaid maid man and barnacle boy.
Step 2. Buy exactly 13 packs of Paukymaun cards. These are EVIL PATRIXXX's favorite trading cards other than mermaid maid man and barnacle boy.


Step 3. Go to a secluded, dark area.
Step 3. Go to a secluded, dark area.


Step 4. Burn all the cards
Step 4. Burn all the cards
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Step 7. Run as fast as possible away from the three houses.
Step 7. Run as fast as possible away from the three houses.


Step 8. Go to the Krusty Krab. Be sure to hide your face from the passers by.
Step 8. Go to the Krusty Krab. Be sure to hide your face from the passers by.


Step 9. Order a "PATRIXXX DELUXE."
Step 9. Order a "PATRIXXX DELUX."


Step 10. Sit patiently and wait for your meal. (Be sure to hide your face)
Step 10. Sit patiently and wait for your meal. (Be sure to hide your face)
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Step 20. Sing "Wrecking ball" by Miley Cyrus while twerking.
Step 20. Sing "Wrecking ball" by Miley Cyrus while twerking.


Step 21. You should see EVIL PATRIXXX jacking off to your performance.
Step 21. You should see EVIL PATRIXXX jacking off to your performance.


Step 22. A skeleton with hyper-realistic eyes will pop out.
Step 22. A skeleton with hyper-realistic eyes will pop out.


Step 23. You are now DEAD.
Step 23. You are now DED.
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