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== The Ritual == |
== The Ritual == |
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# Go and buy a white van. |
# Go and buy a white van. |
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# Gather these materials: A computer, a plank of wood, an iPhone 4s, an apple, a cactus, a sex toy, a cassette tape of the Star Wars Christmas Special, some donkey sperm, and a lemon meringue pie. |
# Gather these materials: A computer, a plank of wood, an iPhone 4s, an apple, a cactus, a sex toy, a cassette tape of the Star Wars Christmas Special, some donkey sperm, and a lemon meringue pie. |
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# Go inside the van. |
# Go inside the van. |
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# Order a pizza using the iPhone 4s. |
# Order a pizza using the iPhone 4s. |
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# When the pizza arrives, hit it with the plank until the tomato sauce squirts out. |
# When the pizza arrives, hit it with the plank until the tomato sauce squirts out. |
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# Make a Satanic sacrificial circle with the sauce and wrap the pizza around the pie. |
# Make a Satanic sacrificial circle with the sauce and wrap the pizza around the pie. |
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# Play Darude-Sandstorm on the computer but keep the video playing, it should be halfway done now. |
# Play Darude-Sandstorm on the computer but keep the video playing, it should be halfway done now. |
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# Then chant these words: "Poopy Butts, Poopy Butts, Playing in the Mud. Fuckity Fuck, Fuckity Fuck, Get Gud" to the tune of Sandstorm and throw the sex toy into the circle. |
# Then chant these words: "Poopy Butts, Poopy Butts, Playing in the Mud. Fuckity Fuck, Fuckity Fuck, Get Gud" to the tune of Sandstorm and throw the sex toy into the circle. |
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# There you go, Fappy Appy should appear in the circle |
# There you go, Fappy Appy should appear in the circle in front of you and the ritual is done. |
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[[Category:Koromo-sama's Super Happy Mahjong Fun Time]] |
[[Category:Koromo-sama's Super Happy Mahjong Fun Time]] |
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[[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] |
[[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] |