How to write a creepypasta

How to write a video game creepypasta

1.      Make sure everything is all caps.

2.      Make sure the game character comes out and kills the viewer.

3.      Make sure everything is misspelled.

4.      Everything MUST be realistic.

5.      Be sure there is a doll.

6.      Be sure the game shows signs of being hacked.

7.      3 digits, six, six and six.

8.      Remove all the character’s eyes.

9.      It is vital for the narrator to shrug off everything.

10.  If there is a cartridge, it needs to be red.

11.  Decorate everything with blood.

12.  USE A DEMONIC VOICE!!!

13.  The game needs a warning note.

14.   Insist the story is real.

15.   Prevent the story from having suspension of disbelief. It makes your story horrible.

16. Don't indent the paragraphs. That's too mainstream.

17.If the game is a computer program make sure every creppypasta title has .EXE on the end

If you follow all these rules, you should be good at writing creepypastas.