Hremail 3185: Difference between revisions

I loved the homestar runner website. But it shut down one day, and that's basically it. But ''BEFORE THAT'', they shut down Hremails! I mean, what the crap? I mean, people actually watch that and it's ''DEFINITELY'' not mostly fictional! But then Strong Bad shut it down via his rake, shovel, and garden weasel! But then one day, Matt Chapman uploaded a photo of the script for Hremail 3185.

 

I went to the site about 5.67 days later and typed the adress that I hoped would lead to the new episode. Oddly enough, it did! It started off with a title card reading "???". It lead to homestar blowing the dust off his crappy green computer, only to throw it off the desk a second later. He put a lappy that looked like it has been through some tough times onto his desk instead. When he turned it on, I was suprised to see it worked. Although the lappy logo in the intro DID have a skull face, but I just shrugged that off like a generic protaganist in a poorly written creepypasta. He entered his email adress, leading to an email that asked him what it would be like if he was gone forever. The email was written by a guy called "<jklajfklaj,72389757*(&*(^v^)>". But I shrugged that off too. Homestar looked and sounded nervous when he finished reading the email, but he also sounded like he was trying to hide it. "Uuh, I'm not going to awnser that one?" he said. he noticed an attachment and opened it. The contents were ''HORRIFYING!''

 

it was a poorly recorded video of Strong Mad in a pink ballerina dress. He was lying over the cheat, who had comical x-ed out eyes. His manhood gone, he was calling to the cheat, in a sad tone of voice. It wasn't realistic or anything, it was the normal crying Strong Mad tone. It cut to Missy, in an equally badly recorded fasion. There was another guy with a really bad mustache, who was holding a cold one and was clearly drunk. He was flirting with Missy particularly badly, and missy looked extremely annoyed with him. Matt walked in and said, "Guy, you're desperate. ''REAL'' desperate." "Matt!" Said missy. "Yeah, not cool." said Mike. Once the scene was over, I realised the drunk guy was just Matt, wearing a bad fake mustache, and the other Matt was edited in. This made snense, since I have no idea why the Brothers Chaps would add part of their real life into Homestar.

 

It ended with all the characters in sillouette standing in the field at night, with the caption "Halloween thang is comin'!" I then realised this was all a teaser for the halloween toon. That's a real shame, since I really wanted to throw away all my Homestar-related belongings in the trash in a patchy the pirate-like fasion. Oh well.

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