Hyperdeath Not Marioheaven Brothers 666.2: Difference between revisions

Depressingly sighing, again, I opened up "chickenoregg.com" and sighed into the chat as ErectShadow3, ready to ass blast some dumb fucks with my deoxyribonucleic particle launcher (That's "knowledge" for those who lack a deoxyribonucleic particle launcher)

Under the impression everybody was too stupid to keep up with my 3 iq I heavily sighed. Sigh. I then wrote the computer out of existance. The next thing I know, my friend Rick strikes and demolishes my front door with a rock, grasping my attention immediately; was the small corgi following behind him. Rick whispers from the other side of the room "ʰᵉʸ ʲᵒʰⁿ ᵒʳ ᵇᵒᵇ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵃ ᶜᵒᵒˡ ⁿᵉʷ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ˡᵒˡ ʰᵃʰᵃ" in an attempt to not wake my parents or me up since I'm asleep inside. My parents came running down stairs wondering what the fucking fuck just happened. "What the fucking fuck just happened?" my mom irrelevantly bleated. Rick shushed my mom and told her that my parents are trying to sleep while reverse pickpocketing a lit smoke grenade into her pajama pocket.

Deciding that everything was fine, my parents raced up the stairs as fast as they possibly could because they were very eager to get back to sleep. I heard a door upstairs shatter as my parents slammed their bedroom door, followed by two sounds of collapsing from what I assume was them jumping 4 feet into the air onto the bed. My parents get very sleepy sometimes.

I closed my eyes, prepared to leave this world, and move onto the next one. So I did. I'm now in the Sand Kingdom. I found wigy hanging out by the other real ass dog, who he was staring down. The real ass dog was doing real ass dumb shit like digging coins out of the floor instead of moons. For fuck sake, I just want this FUCKING MOON!!!!!! FUCKING DIG THE RIGHT THING UP YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! All that aside, I've never seen wigy so pissed off in my life, except now I have, making the previous statement invalid. Wigy annihilated the dog with his stand, Igy, who annihilated the dog with his stand, The Fool.

"God damnit" I said, very pissed off at the burger from before, and also the sheep. Wigy interjected. "hey do you know who your dad is" The sheep replied "LOL????" wigy frowned and summoned his other stand, Super Mario. "I need to know who your father is, and possibly where he is."