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Not a day goes by that I
One night we were hosting a party at our apartment. We called it our 5th anniversary gala. My idiot sister was super wine drunk and let my secret slip.
Luckily the music was so loud that nobody else heard except Lyle and I, but he
He said sexily
His smoldering eyes pierced my sternum.
He took his chainsaw from our bedroom closet. I
I woke up the next morning looking forward to a bright new day, when I saw a horrific and sexy sight. My hun had belly flopped onto the chainsaw, which was sitting upright and was still on. He
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