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I walked down the street. I saw a man. I was a little creeped out. I was creeped out because I walked in the middle of the night so I thought that I was the only one around here. I wasn't.  I saw that the man looked creepy. I would like to inform you that this was just my personal opinion. I considered a creepy moustache and a long hat to be creepy. I respect if you think otherwise. I, however, did not see a man with a long hat and moustache. I saw a man with a beard and short hat. I also think that that is creepy. I wore pants that day. I peed in those pants. I guess you are wondering why I peed in those pants. I have an explanation. I was scared and I pee in my pants when I'm scared. I got even more scared when I got killed by the man. I dieded.

I managed to get a picture of myself peeing my pants. I advice you to ignore the string. I'm not a puppet.