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<poem>
I doubt you want to hear about
I doubt you want to hear about
 
The Tome I found in my attic
How I read a few words, and
 
Now my dog's acting erratic.
How I read a few words, and
 
Now my dog’s acting erratic.
 
 
I doubt you want to hear about
 
The strange noises under my bed.
 
How a hand taps at my window,
 
All gooey and bloody red.
 
 
I doubt you want to hear about
 
The giant ants raiding my fridge.
 
How they stole most my food
 
And ate my parakeet Midge.
 
 
I doubt you want to hear about
 
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
 
How it set fire to my room
 
And drop down blazing hail.
 
 
I doubt you want to hear about
 
The red eyes glowing in my closet.
 
How blue mice with green tails
 
Stole my gold coins and locket.
 
 
I doubt you want to hear about
 
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
 
How they track mud and dirt
 
All over my nice clean floors.
 
 
I doubt you want to hear about
 
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
 
How she threatens to turn me
 
Inside out and steal away my brain.
 
 
I doubt you want to hear about
The strange noises under my bed.
How a hand taps at my window,
All gooey and bloody red.
 
I doubt you want to hear about
The latest predicament I’m in,
The giant ants raiding my fridge.
How they stole most my food
And ate my parakeet Midge.
 
I doubt you want to hear about
Involving a tall, faceless guy
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
How it set fire to my room
And drop down blazing hail.
 
I doubt you want to hear about
And a kid with a grin.
The red eyes glowing in my closet.
How blue mice with green tails
Stole my gold coins and locket.
 
I doubt you want to hear about
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
How they track mud and dirt
All over my nice clean floors.
 
I doubt you want to hear about
You think the things I willingly tell
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
How she threatens to turn me
Inside out and steal away my brain.
 
I doubt you want to hear about
Are so very phony,
The latest predicament I'm in,
Involving a tall, faceless guy
Unlike your favorite show
And a kid with a grin.
 
You think the things I willingly tell
Which is My Little Pony.
Are so very phony,
Unlike your favorite show
Which is My Little Pony.
</poem>
 
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