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Judging by the video’s date, these peculiarities obviously must be for a reason. Anyway, on with the video itself. It starts off by IHE saying he has some bad news.
Usually he’d have the
Sarcastically, IHE says he really finds the Mars bars jokes funny and “definitely not flogged like a dead horse”, and releases a forced, nervous laughter whilst slowly clapping his hands (even using new animations to make his avatar clap). He then immediately snaps, and criticizes his
To be fair, I still find this more enjoyable than some of IHE’s other videos, but it
Anyway, right after the
Pretty weird that IHE would reveal his face in a video like this. Two minutes later, the JAR Media footage cuts to an overly loud montage parody–like clip (again, very abruptly). It made me jump. Even for what I’m guessing is supposed to be a montage parody, this is pretty strange—it’s all just countless rotating/moving Mars bars filling the screen with a white background that you can barely see with all the bars in the way. It plays a distorted, “MLG version” of one of Giygas’ themes, which is what made me jump. I can’t tell if it’s “Fatally Wounded” (not the official name), or the one right after, when Giygas is defeated. Either way, it’s freaky shit.
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Right after the montage parody–like thing (which only lasts about 20 seconds), it cuts to static for 3 seconds. You are not gonna like what happens next.
After the static, IHE is seen in real life again but this time outside (not in public—it looks like it’s just outside his house, probably in the backyard), bending over with his pants and undies pulled down. Ruben is penetrating him with an unopened Mars bar. IHE is moaning, and appears to be enjoying it. I cringed upon seeing this, wondering what the fuck they were on. But the worst part is that Ruben wasn’t just sliding the bar in and out of his
Nobody would’ve wanted to see this shit. Why would IHE upload something like this?
Knowing that IHE enjoyed it, Ruben shoved another one into his
Basically, I think he told Ruben that “some lube would’ve been nice”. The video ended.
Originally, IHE’s idea of an April Fools’ Day video was pointing out that certain brands of chocolate—including Mars—contain lead and cadmium. This would’ve been funny, because it would’ve been an actual, objective reason for disliking Mars bars (which is not what people would’ve expected), and not just out of personal taste. Talk about wasted potential, huh? Needless to say, the video was soon deleted for violating YouTube’s guidelines, so I was one of the few people who saw it. And what’s even more
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