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To be fair, I still find this more enjoyable than some of IHE’s other videos, but it just... doesn’t feel right. IHE looks and sounds too angry here, and there’s supposed to be way more editing than this, and at least a background as well. The music choice here is also vastly different.
To be fair, I still find this more enjoyable than some of IHE’s other videos, but it just... doesn’t feel right. IHE looks and sounds too angry here, and there’s supposed to be way more editing than this, and at least a background as well. The music choice here is also vastly different.


Anyway, right after the 5-minute ramble of him bashing his own fan-base (even comparing it to more infamous fan-bases), something surprising happens. Before IHE could finish his last sentence in his rant, it very abruptly cuts to real life footage. IHE’s avatar disappears, and the music cuts off. It’s video of IHE in real life, talking to Ruben and Jamie from JAR Media, except IHE’s actual face is clearly shown. For the sake of being a dick, I won’t go into detail on his appearance. They seem to be discussing one of IHE’s older videos for some reason (specifically ''I HATE GEORGE LUCAS''), and Ruben claims to have been offended by it. Alex just calls him “butt-hurt”.
Anyway, right after the 5-minute ramble of him bashing his own fan-base (even comparing it to more infamous fan-bases), something surprising happens. Before IHE could finish his last sentence in his rant, it very abruptly cuts to real-life footage. IHE’s avatar disappears, and the music cuts off. It’s video of IHE in real life, talking to Ruben and Jamie from JAR Media, except IHE’s actual face is clearly shown. For the sake of being a dick, I won’t go into detail on his appearance. They seem to be discussing one of IHE’s older videos for some reason (specifically ''I HATE GEORGE LUCAS''), and Ruben claims to have been offended by it. Alex just calls him “butt-hurt”.


Pretty weird that IHE would reveal his face in a video like this. Two minutes later, the JAR Media footage cuts to an overly loud montage parody–like clip (again, very abruptly). It made me jump. Even for what I’m guessing is supposed to be a montage parody, this is pretty strange—it’s all just countless rotating/moving Mars bars filling the screen with a white background that you can barely see with all the bars in the way. It plays a distorted, “MLG version” of one of Giygas’ themes, which is what made me jump. I can’t tell if it’s “Fatally Wounded” (not the official name), or the one right after, when Giygas is defeated. Either way, it’s freaky shit.
Pretty weird that IHE would reveal his face in a video like this. Two minutes later, the JAR Media footage cuts to an overly loud montage parody–like clip (again, very abruptly). It made me jump. Even for what I’m guessing is supposed to be a montage parody, this is pretty strange—it’s all just countless rotating/moving Mars bars filling the screen with a white background that you can barely see with all the bars in the way. It plays a distorted, “MLG version” of one of Giygas’ themes, which is what made me jump. I can’t tell if it’s “Fatally Wounded” (not the official name), or the one right after, when Giygas is defeated. Either way, it’s freaky shit.
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(However, if you want an ''actual'' answer to all this... reread this story. Carefully. You’ll find a little secret. ['''HINT''': First letter of each... {Oh, and this Comic Sans looks horrible. Change this fucking shit back to normal.}])
(However, if you want an ''actual'' answer to all this... reread this story. Carefully. You’ll find a little secret. ['''HINT''': First letter of each...])
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