I KNOW THE TRUTH AND YOU DON'T!
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YOU SEE I AM EXTREMELY AWSOME AND I KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE WORLD LIKE PEOPLE ARE REALLY JUST PLANTS. USELESS, WEAK, CAN BE KILLED EASILY!!!
I AM ALSO VERY SMART BECAUSE I KNOW THE ABCS ARE ACTUALLY A SATANIC RITUAL. THATS RIGHT! WHEN LITTLE KIDS SING DAT SONG SATAN IS HAPPY LOLOLOL!!
AND I WILL TELL YOU ONE LAST SECRET.... I AM BEHIND YOU!!! TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT MY DEFORMED BEAUTIFUL FACE ><
written by Snitzel.