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You may think you're an enigma, but I totally understand everything there is to know about you.
You may think you're an enigma, but I totally understand everything there is to know about you.


Oh, don't feign ignorance. Think deep down. Think... ''very''. Deep. Down.
Oh, don't feign ignorance. Think deep down. Think... very. Deep. Down.


Underneath your skin. Beauty is only skin deep, as they say.
Underneath your skin. Beauty is only skin deep, as they say.
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Everybody knows Slender Man is real. No, I am not about to say you are Slender Man.
Everybody knows Slender Man is real. No, I am not about to say you are Slender Man.


Are you Jeff the Killer? If so, is your favorite Nirvana album ''Bleach''?
Are you Jeff the Killer? If so, is your favorite Nirvana album Bleach?


Scarier than Suicidemouse. I kid you not. Stick with me.
Scarier than Suicidemouse. I kid you not. Stick with me.
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Everybody Loves Raymond, but how the hell did Ray's brother get such a deep voice?
Everybody Loves Raymond, but how the hell did Ray's brother get such a deep voice?


Let's say you are an alien. It's very likely, given aliens bred the first human beings. ''Scared yet''?
Let's say you are an alien. It's very likely, given aliens bred the first human beings. Scared yet?


E.T. The Extra Terrestrial also had an extra testicle, but he traded it in for candy.
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial also had an extra testicle, but he traded it in for candy.
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Terrible, terrible news: Evil Patrixx watches you shower.
Terrible, terrible news: Evil Patrixx watches you shower.


Of course, that has nothing to do with what ''you'' are. We're almost there, though.
Of course, that has nothing to do with what you are. We're almost there, though.


Nintendo games. When you play them, you kill characters. But what if those characters have feelings? ''U scared BRO!!??!''
Nintendo games. When you play them, you kill characters. But what if those characters have feelings? U scared BRO!!??!


Don't ask how I know your gender. And if you're a girl, I was only kidding.
Don't ask how I know your gender. And if you're a girl, I was only kidding.
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Try reading the first letter of each paragraph.
Try reading the first letter of each paragraph.


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'''The End.'''

<hr />''Written by {{cpwuser|Cjaymarch84}}''
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