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"A regular man living in America that was thrown in jail for watching saxy pr0nz, Ass lived a hard knock life in prison until his daring escape. (Some historians don't call the escape daring, as when Ass escaped, none of the police officers went to stop him, as it was during their donut break.) Ass Chagnew endured some of the most dangerous criminals in the United States in the prison during his stay. He also killed them in one way or another. He helped a friend of his in prison kill the built Greek robber and murderer 'Stelio Kontos', and Ass Chagnew himself killed the famed murderer in the mountains 'KillervDeerKiller Deer'. (Ass Chagnew announced on television that he can still here the last words that Killer Deer yelled at him before the fight, which was 'NOBODY GETS AWAY FROM KILLER DEER, LASSIES!') Now an illegal escapee from one of Beavis's many lifetime prisons, Ass wanted to get revenge for his wrongful imprisonment."