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Dear Mr. White,
I have been wrongly accused.
Please help me.
The only crime I am guilty of is sharing beautiful things with beautiful people.
They are counting on you.
Contrary to what most people will try to convince you, being a lawyer is by no means a difficult job. That being said, most people aren't particularly good at it.
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That would explain why my office was so dark.
I peered into the black void, temporarily blinded by the nearly pure white screen.
I stood up from my chair and walked to the door. Perhaps I would have time to get some more sleep before my case at 9:00.
Still unable to make out my surroundings, I felt for the handle and twisted the knob, but it wouldn't turn.
Damn. I suppose a janitor had locked it, not knowing I was there?
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As an attempt to calm myself I started to clean up. Most of the pages were nothing important. Rough drafts, emails, some were simply blank. I picked up a piece of paper that had a heart drawn on it. Beneath it was a small picture. One that looked professionally developed. I slowly turned it over, my mind racing as to why this was in my office.
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This was the face that stared back at me.
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I share beautiful things with beautiful people.
I slowly realized the email was from me, addressed to all of my contacts.
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Over my shoulder I heard the sound of teeth grinding against each other.
But now I'm beautiful.
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