I Tried to Finish Writing "the Attack of the Zombie Oogies": Difference between revisions

 

We got an email from EvilSamixx53 and all it was was a link to a picture. This was the Picture:

We were like "Oh, haha very funny" but it was serious because we then got an alert from Norton 360 that said "Virus detected on your computer, it cannot be removed. You're address has been leaked on the internet and so has all of your private search history - Love Patrixx". My friend was like "Just calm down dude, it's obviously a troll" but his sister overheard our entire conversation and she said "Guys, don't mess with stuff like this, I know things that you don't know." SkillKiller69 said "Shut up and play with you're Barbie dolls, bitch! Girls amiright?" she said "First of all I am 27, secondly there's a guy you should call, they call him Agent Fatty." SkullKiller69 said, "Okay what's you're phone number" then started laughing very hard. She said "Fine! When Patrixx or whatever comes to kill you, don't come crying to me!" he said "Who Patrixx?" she pointed to the picture on the screen, "That face in the background on the right is Patrixx, the other thing on the left is C'Shan, that kid in the middle is possesed!" SkullKiller69 said "Lol it just looks like a hyperrealistic Patrick Star!" Then he melted and screamed "NOO! WAIT!!! NOOOOOOOO!" and he was a melted puddle of flesh that resembled an OOGIE!!! His sister said "NO! I TRIED TO WARN HIM!!! YOU'VE GOTTA RUN AWAY!!!" She didn't have to tell me twice I ran.

 

 

the early hours of the next morning. I heard on the radio news that Agent Fatty was found brutally murdered but parts of his body were missing. Which parts? They did not elaborate. Anyway I was very tired from driving and being scared shitless and I found an old motel on the side of the road so I decided to stay the night there. It was called "Not the Hotel where Psycho was Filmed" and the sign below it said "Vacancy, also Patrixx-free!" Just what I need. I went inside and the man said "Hello, I am not Norman Bates, and my hyperrealistic zombie mother is not living in that old house on the hill up there." I said "I do not care I just want to sleep!" he said "Very well you will sleep forever here!" I said "Please suck my knickerbocker or take my money!" he said. "Ok then" he showed me to my room and I was slept the night. The next morning I saw this:

She said "HeLoOoO ThErEeE SoNnY!!! Do YoU WaNt MeE tO maKe YoU SoMe PaaAaaAncaAaKes?" I screamed "Eww! Old people!!!" and marched right into Not Norman Bates's office. I said "I'MA SUE YOU YOU SAID UR HYPERREALISTIC ZOMBIE MOTHER WAS NOT HERE!!!" he said "Lol I told you that she didn't live in creepy house on the hill over there" he pointed out the window "You didn't let me finish son, she likes to sleep in the bathrooms of the hotel rooms. P.S. You have a package." I said "I don't want to see what's in it." he said "Too bad!" it was a box with a dead creature of some kind in it and it's eyes were gouged out the more I looked at it the more I realized it was a real life Oogie from Spore Creatures that had been killed! I said "Oh, that's nice" but then he called the police and I was like "The fuck?" so i just left and kept going down the road but the police eventually caught me and pulled me over.

 

 

So to tie up some loose ends here's the story me and my friend wrote:

 

I was a classic Spore Creatures fan. I also like Hero Arena but it just wasn't the same as the old classic 2D version on the old DS. So I woke up one morning and decided to play softball. But instead I thought, "No, I'm gonna go to GameStop." At GameStop I found a Spore Creatures game for only $1.08. I was like "Wow, That's a great price!" It had "Zombie" written on it with Sharpee, and I thought, "Huh, that's a bit odd, but maybe that was the nickname of the kid that owned it before and he wrote that on it so that he wouldn't get it mixed up with his brother's or sister's or something. Or maybe he made a zombie spore creature that he really liked." Anyway I took it to the counter and the man said "A- are- are you sure you want that game?" His voice was trembling. I said "I'm positive" he said "O- Okay- That's nice. But look kid, If you buy that we're all gonna die - I - I- Mean, for that item in particular you- can NOT return it ok? No refunds- It's yours until the end which might me soon. I said "I'll never return it!" He said "Oh - G- Good..." so I bought it. Best $1.08 and cents I ever spent... OR WAS IT!?

 

Anyway I pressed start but something was wrong it looked like there was blood and skeletons everywhere. "WHAT!?" I thought "That's not how this game works!" I moved my creature around who didn't really look like a zombie to me... But then I saw the eyeless oogie from the start screen. But this time it's eyes were red and there was blood all over it. At least I thought it was blood... maybe it was a ketchup glitch... I love ketchup.

 

[[File:Evil GarSkuther.png|left|thumb|This is SkullKiller69's last contribution to art may he rest in peace. RIP <3 It's really good.]]

I realised the red stuff all around him was BLOOD!!! I was like "This game isn't for kids! It's been hacked!!!" Evil Gar'Skuther (of course he was the villain before but eviler now because of all the blood and violence blood = more evil) His dialougue said "Haha! Behold the zombie plague has come to the spore creature world! I will infect the galaxy!" then more zombie oogies started appearing and they were hyperrealistic and there was a screeching noise comming out of the speakers that gave me a severe headache. I vommited, but SOMETHING compelled me to keep playing! So I watched as the zombie oogies ate my creature, but instead of rehatching at the nest like your creature normally does in Spore Creatures for Nintendo DS or Nintendo DS Lite, the screen said "INFECTED!!!" in blood red letters. The letters were dripping like REAL BLOOD and it was very realistic and very scary! One might might even say it was hyper-realistic! Becaue it looked like it was beyond the Nintendo DS's graphics capabilites.

 

 

Anyway I was very scared and sure enough my 3DS 3D effect turned on even though this game was for the normal Nintendo DS or Nintendo DS Lite or even the Nintendo DSi!!! and it looked like the zombie oogies were crawing out of the screen! "What the heck is going on!" I shouted! I was so scared I looked around my room but then I looked behind me and there on my bed was a zombie oogie plush doll! And a skeleton poped out of it!!!

 

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