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Hi, my name is Mark, also known as mark-the-shark on deviant art. I'm a young seven million year old boyman who loves to play games and have fun. I also have chronic short term memory loss. Hi, my name is Mark, also know as mark-the-shark on deviant art. I'm a young seven million year old boyman who loves to play- hey wait a second, I ALREADY WROTE THIS SHIT. FUCK. I love resident evil. I will admit, however, that I have only played 4 and 5. It didn't matter though, as those two games alone would instill my love for the survival horror franchise.
 
I had an interest in playing Resident Evil 7, though I didn't care for trying the earlier games as I heard they are on the clunky side of the spectrum in terms of controls. Regardless, I was quite the whore, for Resident Evil 4. I simply loved everything about it. The variety in weapons, the story, Ada's tits, the variety of rooty tooty point n' shooties, the plot, Ada's rack, everything really. But one fateful day, my homosexual experiences with this once beloved game would traumatize me for one gazillion billion million milliseconds. It's safe to say that after this experience I will never look at Resident Evil 4 the same way again.
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