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Not to mention, in the final level of the game, the island, the final boss, also known as Osmund saddler, was green and wore a hat that said "kek" on it. Also, throughout the whole game, Ashley kept rambling in what I assumed to be ancient languages while dabbing constantly.. I hoped that in separate ways and in the mercenaries things would be normal, but I was wrong. I started up a game of mercenaries and unlocked my favorite character, Krauser. Instead of his normal bow it was very pixelated and resembled the bow in Minecraft. Also, whenever I started a game of mercenaries on any character it immediately spawned me next to a bella sister and caused an instant death, so I couldn’t unlock any other characters.
"What the fuck!
But by far the worst was separate ways. I had been anxiously waiting to fapsterbate because Ada is hot but boy were things taking a turn for the worst. For one thing, her revealing outfit had replaced with a full body suit covering every inch of skin, making her difficult to fap to. "FUCKING FEMINISM RUINING MY GAMES AGAIN!
It was too much to handle! The hyper realistic blood, the 80s, the semen, the body suit, the hacking, it was making me crack. I was going to end this. After fetching a quick snack because I had the munchies, I ran with my arms behind my back like Sonic and Naruto to my room and took the Resident Evil 4 disc out of my Wii. I threw it on the ground and broke it into a million pieces.
"Finally, it’s over.
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