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I then assumed control of Leon, and more things were off. Leon's signature jacket was removed, which was odd because you didn't lose it until you find Luis in the closet in that house later on in the village level. Instead, He donned a pink jacket which read "2 gay 2 lift" on the back. His handgun was replaced with an onion and his haircut was solid snake's mullet instead of his usual hipster haircut. I walked into the house which triggered the next cut scene. Instead of speaking Spanish, the first ganado spoke in English. "Hey! That's racist!" I exclaimed. Suddenly, control resumed to me once more and I aimed at him and began to fire. Much to my surprise, I began to shoot hyper realistic semen. Odd occurrences such as this continued as I played.
 
I spent a lot of time playing and eventually completed the game, and throughout the whole experience things were weird. Why did I keep playing? Because if I didn’tdidn't there would be no creepypasta you DUMBASS. For example, in the castle level things became even morer creepier than they had been in the village level. While the village level had creepy things in it as well, such as Chief Mendez having hyper realistic bleeding eyes and donning a black spooky jacket instead of his usual attire, and a large portion of the level lacking music and enemies BECAUSE THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED IN ANOTHER CREEPYPASTA BEFORE OF COURSE, the castle level really made me shit myself due to the sheer spooky factor. For example, when initially entering the castle I noticed the merchant was dead, his gut and bloods spread across the floor in a pool of hyper realistic blood. I instead had to buy weapons from a guy named Jimbo who wore 80s clothing and spoke in a British accent.
 
Not to mention, in the final level of the game, the island, the final boss, also known as Osmund saddler, was green and wore a hat that said "kek" on it. Also, throughout the whole game, Ashley kept rambling in what I assumed to be ancient languages while dabbing constantly.. I hoped that in separate ways and in the mercenaries things would be normal, but I was wrong. I started up a game of mercenaries and unlocked my favorite character, Krauser. Instead of his normal bow it was very pixelated and resembled the bow in Minecraft. Also, whenever I started a game of mercenaries on any character it immediately spawned me next to a bella sister and caused an instant death, so I couldn’tcouldn't unlock any other characters.
 
"What the fuck!" I said. "That’sThat's clearly hacking!"
 
But by far the worst was separate ways. I had been anxiously waiting to fapsterbate because Ada is hot but boy were things taking a turn for the worst. For one thing, her revealing outfit had replaced with a full body suit covering every inch of skin, making her difficult to fap to. "FUCKING FEMINISM RUINING MY GAMES AGAIN!" I shouted angrily. One part had scared me so badly, that I was scratching my balls and when the part happened I was so scared I ripped my dick off.
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It was too much to handle! The hyper realistic blood, the 80s, the semen, the body suit, the hacking, it was making me crack. I was going to end this. After fetching a quick snack because I had the munchies, I ran with my arms behind my back like Sonic and Naruto to my room and took the Resident Evil 4 disc out of my Wii. I threw it on the ground and broke it into a million pieces.
 
"Finally, it’sit's over." I thought. But then, out of the corner of my vision, I looked on my bed to see a terrifying site. There, on my my little pony friendship is magic blanket, there lay a Leon doll, covered in hyper realistic blood. It was probably a glitch.
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