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[[File:Fredhead.png|thumb|The Fred Durst head incident in Johnstown, PA]]
Yes. I am the infamous Fred Durst, the frontman of Limp Bizkit. It is true that I have a raging contagious form of HIV, however, I am only a carrier and therefor do not exhibit any symptoms. I am also a former devil who was recruited by God himself to rid the world of all evil. He specifically ordered me to form Limp Bizkit, as he knew that Limp Bizkit haters are ontologically evil.
 
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After the incident, I have managed to slowly but surely infect everyone in Johnstown and kill off the entire population, essentially making it a ghost town.
 
[[File:Fredhead.png|thumb|left|400px|The Fred Durst head incident in Johnstown, PA]]
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