I am Fred
THIS STORY IS A CONTINUATION OF The Concert From Hell
Yes. I am the infamous Fred Durst, the frontman of Limp Bizkit. It is true that I have a raging contagious form of HIV, however, I am only a carrier and therefor do not exhibit any symptoms. I am also a former devil who was recruited by God himself to rid the world of all evil. He specifically ordered me to form Limp Bizkit, as he knew that Limp Bizkit haters are ontologically evil.
However, Limp Bizkit fans can also be ontologically evil, many of them also being devils in disguise. Especially those from Johnstown, PA, as that town is infested by Devil's minions.
I am responsible for killing numerous people from Johnstown, PA, including Michael. God commanded me to tour in Johnstown, PA and to infect the audience with my form of HIV.
Please do not see me as a monster, I am far from one. I have actually done many good deeds, the incident being one. Johnstown residents are actually controlled by an extremely evil hivemind that makes the Devil shiver in fear, and they were planning a takeover of the entire world.
After the incident, I have managed to slowly but surely infect everyone in Johnstown and kill off the entire population, essentially making it a ghost town.
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