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I woke up at 6:30 am on a Tuesday and jumped out of bed for my morning coffee but when I tried to make coffee the machine wouldn’twouldn't turn on (I spent all my money on coffee instead of paying my bills) so I screamed and threw it at my live laugh love poster hanging on my wall and I beat my 21, 23, and 25 year old children (I didn’tdidn't have coffee right when I woke up) so as I headed to work I stopped by a Starbucks but they didn’tdidn't want to put 57 shots of espresso in my coffee so I went in there and started yelling at them for discriminating against me and they finally put the espresso. But as soon as I got in my car and tasted it I spit it out because it was too bitter (they only put 56 shots of espresso) so I drove my family SUV into the store and I killed 2 children, 4 adults and all the workers and as one the kids was crying (they only got one arm removed) I ran him over and I got out of there and I headed to work
<nowiki>#</nowiki>singlemom #coffeelife
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