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Bruh i was walking home one day and heard my own voice on a podcast. I loved podcasts. I still do. I listen to all of them, true crime, communist girls, boys who like making jokes, and most of all, 98 percent indivisible. This week i was listening to "what's in johns boot" when i noticed something. It was a true crime, about people who died or
Crunky is licking peoples feet under the bike bar and the ladies are all screaming "OMG WHOS DOING THAT LOLOLOL" "OMG ITS A DOG LLOLOL" the man driving it stops them and kicks crunky out. Crunnky puts his camera down and licks his lips and looks at me with a fire in his eyes. I start to pick up my pace. Crunky is now following me, he is gesturing like he is taking my shoes off and sniffing the inside of my shoes. Hes licking his lips and rolling his eyes back like hes in ecstasy and shuddering a little. The podcast said "NO ONE FOUND THE BOY AT 7pm HE WAS IN HIS ROOM.
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JONATHAN NEVER SAW WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM IN HIS ROOM. I turned my podcast off. I hated that shit!
I opened my
It wasn't crunky, it was bigdaddy from grindr wearing a long wig!
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