I once met Jontron

I remember once when I met jontron. He was in Phoenix for a weekend and was at a local Hungry Howies. He was in-line getting really impatient for a pizza he had ordered in-store. Apparently he was supposed to be having it with a friend or something but he was being really rude. He would just stand at the register and constantly ask "WHERE'S MY PIZZA?" while ecching whenever they tried to tell him it was being made. One of them asked me what I ordered and tried to hand me my order, but Jon tried to stop me. He basically said "I was here first, so I get the first pizza". I wanted to protest but he punched me in the stomach with retard strength and had me lying on the floor in pain.

He never paid for the pizza.