I used to love beans but now i hate beans: Difference between revisions

I then began to slightly open the piece of paper that was folded and when i got it all unfolded i began to try to read it even with it's blood red dye all over the piece of paper and my hands and it said Something in spanish.

 

 

I'm pretty sure it said something like i'm going to kill you while you are eating beans or something of the lines of that and i was very scared so i decided to open another can of beans in hopes that it would not have blood in it but then.

It was a cult of people from-

 

that there were mad that there were getting jack flip flop from growing all these beans for us the greedy americans so there took me hostage and took everything i owned, all my money, my porn, my flat screen Tv.

 

 

So the the reason i wrote this story was to warn you that if you buy beans the people at Afghanistan will come to you're house and take everything you own....