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I go into the bedroom to speak with my wife, but when I enter all I see is a large cake sitting on my bed.
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I turn around to face the frosted eldritch horror in the shape of my wife. She approaches me smiling and says softly
She grabs my arm and I stare in horror as it begins to crumble under her grip. As I look in appalled silence at the cake that I thought was my arm I try to scream.
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