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*{{note|Disclaimer: Killing EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX is impossible, he just can't be killed! The following describes what would happen if he did die. For your own safety, don't attempt to kill EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX. You will lose, so hard!}}
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, everyone would die. Because in a way, isn't EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX a part of everyone?
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, logic would explode! Up would be down, left would be right, and Rhett would be Link!
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, Disney would return to Mowgli's Palace.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then who was phone?
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then a skeleton would pop up!
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, lifeBLANKETY wouldn'tBLANKETY be worth livingBLANK.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then Justin Bieberlife wouldn't suckbe worth living.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then SlenderJustin ManBieber wouldwouldn't be short, fat, and wear Hawaiian shirts!suck.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then everyoneSlender Man would watchbe (andshort, love) "Twofat, and awear HalfHawaiian Men."shirts!
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, MISSINGNOthen everyone would comewatch (and overlove) there"Two and kicka yourHalf ass!Men."
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, IMISSINGNO don'twould evencome rememberover whatthere Iand waskick goingyour to say.ass!
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If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then theLavender PewDiePieTown wouldtheme stopwould beingkill funnyadults.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, arethen youFamily evenGuy readingwould anymore?be cancelled, and Futurama would be going bad.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, Ithen likethe trainsPewDiePie kidwould wouldn'tstop likebeing trains!funny.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, Earlare wouldyou goeven backreading to his old ways.anymore?
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, MonicaI andlike Rosstrains would kill each other as Ikid watchwouldn't (LOLlike what?)trains!
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then IEarl would bego back to veryhis notold happyways.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, TrollPastasMonica and Ross would bekill each other as I verywatch well(LOL written!what?)
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then "Saturday Night Live"I would be "Mondayvery Daynot Deadhappy."
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, thenTrollpastas thewould weepingbe walrus wouldvery stopwell weeping.written!
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then Shrek"Saturday Night Live" would be neglect,"Monday Shrek would beDay DeathDead."
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then Mikethe wouldweeping startwalrus shoving animatronic bearswould intostop humans!weeping.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, SCPthen 173Shrek would startbe rapingneglect, peopleShrek inwould thebe noseDeath.
But most of all, If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, hethen Mike would rise from the deadstart andshoving violentlyanimatronic murderbears usinto all.humans!
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, SCP-173 would start raping people in the nose.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, the blessed reign of Putin would fall and Russia would become a colony of the USA, just like Ukraine.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. would become successful and FNAF would never be made
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, Scratch games would actually be good
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, THX Tex wouldn't appear on every Creepypasta/Spinpasta article
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, EVIL KERMIXXX would become GOOD ELMOXXX
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, Sonic fans would hate 2D Sonic games and adore 3D Sonic games
But most of all, If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, he would rise from the dead and violently murder us all.
It's okay though, you don't have to worry. None of this could ever happen because he can't die.
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