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*{{note|Disclaimer: Killing EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX is impossible, he just can't be killed! The following describes what would happen if he did die. For your own safety, don't attempt to kill EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX. You will lose, so hard! }}
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, everyone would die. Because in a way, isn't EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX a part of everyone?
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, logic would explode! Up would be down, left would be right, and Rhett would be Link!
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, Disney would return to Mowgli's Palace.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then who was phone?
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then a skeleton would pop up!
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, BLANKETY BLANKETY BLANK.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, life wouldn't be worth living.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then Justin Bieber wouldn't suck.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then Slender Man would be short, fat, and wear Hawaiian shirts!
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then everyone would watch (and love) "Two and a Half Men."
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, MISSINGNO would come over there and kick your ass!
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, I don't even remember what I was going to say.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then Lavender Town theme would kill adults.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then Family Guy would be cancelled, and Futurama would be going bad.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then the PewDiePie would stop being funny.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, are you even reading anymore?
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, I like trains kid wouldn't like trains!
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, Earl would go back to his old ways.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, Monica and Ross would kill each other as I watch (LOL what?)
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then I would be very not happy.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, TrollPastasTrollpastas would be very well written!
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then "Saturday Night Live" would be "Monday Day Dead."
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then the weeping walrus would stop weeping.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then Shrek would be neglect, Shrek would be Death.
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, then Mike would start shoving animatronic bears into humans!
If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, SCP -173 would start raping people in the nose.
But most of all, If EvilEVIL PatrixxxPATRIXXX were to die, hethe wouldblessed risereign fromof thePutin deadwould fall and violentlyRussia would become a colony of the USA, murderjust uslike allUkraine.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. would become successful and FNAF would never be made
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, Scratch games would actually be good
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, THX Tex wouldn't appear on every Creepypasta/Spinpasta article
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, EVIL KERMIXXX would become GOOD ELMOXXX
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, Sonic fans would hate 2D Sonic games and adore 3D Sonic games
But most of all, If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, he would rise from the dead and violently murder us all.
It's okay though, you don't have to worry. None of this could ever happen because he can't die.
Did you catch all the references? Tell me in the comments.
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