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(Created page with "{{Note credit|This is a fictional joke story written by DaveTheUseless. Don't take it seriously, fellas.}} Have you ever heard of the ontological argument? It has to do with the idea that if you can imagine something it must be real--someway, somehow, in some possible universe. That means that all sorts of creatures and whimsical places that we write in fantasy tales and record in Hollywood blockbusters are actually real. When it comes to such concepts as voluntary invi...") |
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''Hahahaha! All this time I led you astray! Hahahaha! The ontological argument is bullshit! I am Zenu the Dragon from Planet Merciless XR93, and I came to your planet years ago, fighting your ancestors to near annihilation until I subdued them into inescapable submission, selectively breeding them. Both highly intelligent apes and reptiles have been living deep within the Earth's crust, evolving new lungs, harnessing, gathering radioactive energy like monstrous demonic warriors... and now, it's time. Hear me! Hear my battlecry! Whatever it takes, we will be on top of the world as the thunder reigns down on your heedless civilization we have harvested... for eons!''
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